The Great Adventures of Sean and Jonathon

"Oh God, Not THEM"
Hellz yeah, it's us!

Update: 99.07.14 Time: 2:28 AM est
This is Jonathon just dropping by to post a file that Sean uploaded for me that has him and Andy signing their death wish. Heh. Thought you might be interested.
Disclaimer: Jonathon in no way condones their actions, and he is not in any way involved in this three-way [soon to be] bloodbath.
PEACE. SEAN AND ANDY SCREW THEMSELVES. Again.

Update: 99.07.11 Time: Very, Very Early in the Morn'

When I published this and went to look at my handiwork, I saw ALL THIS NONSENSE they'd put on here before I even moved in. Some of it's actually kind of humorous [like the "hobbies", I closed my eyes and randomly clicked boxes, coming up with such gems as "fashion" and "natural sciences". Humor], but a lot of it is annoying.
Never fear, we'll be beating down THE MAN and molding this site in our personal vision until it's bearable.
Anyhoo, here's the first link--it's from tonight, and thus it's the most accessible log I've got. Most of them are back in VA, so they'll wait until I get there in Early August.
Peace.
Yo! This is Jonathon [the resident webmaster in the Dynamic Duo] here to welcome you to another webpage by me. That's right kiddies, it's not just another stupid webpage; this is another stupid webpage by Sean and I. Be afraid.
Moving on. I'm not on Geocities/Yahoo! right now because I'm on a Macintosh, and that means no recognization of links if they're graphics, and thus I can't use their file manager. And Sean and I have had this idea for awhile, and we're both suddenly unlazy enough to do it.
The plan is to put up a bunch of logs and crap for everyone to see. Understand, when the lights go out and everyone else is asleep, we're awake at ungodly hours of the morning causing all sorts of trouble. Eventually, you will see not one thing from this list but ALL of these:
Sean vs. Willy [the cadet from Lexington, VA]
Jonathon vs. All Rhy'Din females
Sean vs. Jonathon. Coming soon from us as well are:
All the "No [insert class of humans here]" songs
Examples:
No Scrubs
No Pigeons
No Grannies [Heh, this one's ours]
And of course, shrines to certain individuals.
Sean has nominated Laura, Chrissie and a shrine to each of his numberous wives, and I'm sure I can work that out with everyone so there's no fights over what's posted.
Well, that's about it for tonight, seeing as how it's 4AM. I'll be back, posting logs for the next few days, so check back in on a regular basis to find humor. You dare doubt me? I made Sean "LMFAOROFL", let's see YOU do it. Heh. Kidding. Well--I DID make him laugh THAT hard, but I'm not being cocky and arrogant right there. Promise.
PEACE.

Jonathon
99.07.11 3:07 AM est
http://www.fortunecity.com/crap/iforget/theextension/it'slate/index.html
Even though we normally use Geocities, I suppose we can plug the people who gave us the opportunity to put whatever the hell we want out for all the world to see.



http://www.fortunecity.com--20 MBs and a bunch of annoying crap on your page before you ever touch it!
My interests:
  • Cartoons/Comic Books
  • Conservation/Environment
  • Fashion
  • History
  • Natural Sciences
  • Baseball
  • Sailing/Water Sports
  • Tennis
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