Heres me and Andy plotting against laura.
AndyJ682: and now for something completely different... laura wants a new profile Gohan611: screw the cats. Gohan611: not litterally AndyJ682: of course not Gohan611: DAmnit boy have you not learned anything from me? We are MEN We dont obey WOMEN Laura" I want a new profile" Me" then make one" LEARN boy. AndyJ682: ah... thanks, I was just about to write one AndyJ682: man, I have a lot to learn AndyJ682: now that I'm over my world-domination insanity phase Gohan611: yes you do. Soon you shall learn the ways of these mere mortals. Then you shall get women by the truckfull, Like moi AndyJ682: wow... if only I had known about all of this stuff earlier in life Gohan611: Its never too late to learn AndyJ its never too late unless you're like over 30 Gohan611: you told her? Lesson # 2 Dont tell women what we talk about, unless it doesent involve them AndyJ682: no, I didn't tell her anything... I told her that I had a revelation that I shouldn't write profiles for her anymore AndyJ682: she just assumes it's you Gohan611: Damn it we've been manipulated again we must get revenge AndyJ682: yes, revenge AndyJ682: swiftly, too Gohan611: Any plans? AndyJ682: hmmmm.... AndyJ682: nah Gohan611: how bout.. you confess your undying love for her Gohan611: then after about 5 mins say "july fools" Gohan611: or "Sean made me" AndyJ682: well, but I already did something like that a couple months ago, so it'd be too predictable AndyJ682: of course, that was in the course of manipulating the cadet Gohan611: make it sound real AndyJ682: but how is that gonna get revenge? since she'll never buy it Gohan611: Say Will called you or something. just manipulate her and make her beleive it AndyJ682: but I'm no good at that... whenever I try to manipulate her, she always ends up manipulating ME... it sucks, really Gohan611: see she cant manipulate me, NEVER, EVER. every time she tries i get her instead. Ask her. AndyJ682: that's talent, then Gohan611: yes it is. And i'm not talking once either. Every time. Gohan611: Ooo ..get back at her that way AndyJ682: what way? Gohan611: TAunt her bout the fact i made her stay up till 4 when she had to go to sleep by fabricating a lie. And she beleived it AndyJ682: she just said "LOL shut up" AndyJ682: maybe it hurts deep inside, though heh Gohan611: it does Gohan611: keep taunting Gohan611: Say... Gohan611: "Laura help me, Stacy's manipulating me into doing her evil doings.PLEASE!::whimpers::" Gohan611: IM me back if you survive after that sentence AndyJ682: heh that doesn't sound good AndyJ682: but I'll try it anyway Gohan611: go for it. Good luck my chil Gohan611: d Gohan611: you arent supposed to say you'll die Gohan611: Bah Gohan611: say "stacy made me say that! Really! please dont hurt me! ask jonathon out!" AndyJ682: what's the story behind the stacy thing, anyway? AndyJ682: just out of curiosity Gohan611: she was going to go to sleep at 12, After jonathon left, and ofcourse, he's the only one she'd stay up for AndyJ682: heh yes, of course AndyJ682: that's predictable Gohan611: but the week before that, i told her to ask out J Gohan611: repeatedly AndyJ682: lol Gohan611: then the convo ended. then that day, she was dying outta curiousity about why i asked Gohan611: she was hopin maybe J made me? i dunno, heh AndyJ682: hehehehehe AndyJ682: speak of the devil... Gohan611: So anyways, i make up this story about Stacy manipulating me and making me ask her and all kinds of stuff. then we go on till 4 then she hates me for 3 days ,where i manipulate her again an make her forgive me AndyJ682: ah Gohan611: see she was manipulating me by saying "i'll only stay up if you tell me" so i manipulated her instead. Talent indeed AndyJ682: tell her what? Gohan611: SHE said she'll stay up if i tell her why i told her to go out with J AndyJ682: heh k now I went with some REAL ammo AndyJ682: with the stacy crap and all AndyJ682: seems to be buying it, actually AndyJ682: "STACY IMD YOU?" Gohan611: ROFL Gohan611: Keep going Gohan611: "Jonathon introduced me to her" Gohan611: say that AndyJ682: LOL good lord AndyJ682: she will hate me, you know AndyJ682: but jonathon is ON AndyJ682: she'll ask him about it Gohan611: then say Sean introduced me Gohan611: unless you already said jonathon AndyJ682: nope, i didn't already say jonathon since I noticed he was on heh AndyJ682: shit AndyJ682: "what was the sn?" Gohan611: MuffnKhaos AndyJ682: heh she bought that one too AndyJ682: she's telling me how you've sucked me into some scheme Gohan611: HUMOR. CP the whole thing And mail it to me Gohan611: to my other SN AndyJ682: heh k I'll mail you the log AndyJ682: what's the other sn? Gohan611: ChckyMcGee: you introduced him to stacy...?? Gohan611: [email protected] AndyJ682: hehehe Gohan611: this is humorous. you are officially a DAwg AndyJ682: heh right on AndyJ682: is stacy supposed to know why she should ask out j? Gohan611: No AndyJ682: well damn Gohan611: dont tell her AndyJ682: I didn't AndyJ682: but I need to keep this going somehow Gohan611: just say "I dont know..she wont tell me" AndyJ682: no, she didn't ask that yet AndyJ682: I was gonna suggest that certain people know the reasons or something... of course I'm acting like I have no clue what's going on Gohan611: "please dont ask anymore questions.. how about friday at 8 after 1st next month? Jonathon's not busy" Gohan611: heh word! you go AndyJ682: shit.. "are you SURE you talked to stacy?" AndyJ682: I'm playing too dumb I guess Gohan611: LOL Gohan611: ChckyMcGee: you're up to something Gohan611: Keep it up! Gohan611: did you say the "Friday" line? AndyJ682: nope AndyJ682: but I think I'll get the opportunity in a minute AndyJ682: heh but if she brings jonathon in on this... isn't that bad? AndyJ682: or are you banking that she won't tell him? AndyJ682: who is telling me that she should ask j out, anyway? AndyJ682: she wants to know that Gohan611: Stacy is Gohan611: say you dont know any more then : Stacy commanded me to tell you to ask jonathon out..Please do this for me, It'll help me greately AndyJ682: heh AndyJ682: shit... that sn hasn't been on for the last two hours AndyJ682: did I get the spelling wrong? AndyJ682: or what? AndyJ682: she's onto that I mean Gohan611: MuffnKhaos, dont worry,just say it AndyJ682: yeah, i already said that AndyJ682: now she's doubting that this is real Gohan611: say she has other SNs but i am not allowed to reveal them Gohan611: you have the whole log right? AndyJ682: yeah Gohan611: dont loose it AndyJ682: she's about to block you heh AndyJ682: she suspects you of something Gohan611: she's on? AndyJ682: heh guess she blocked you Gohan611: obviously Gohan611: send log? AndyJ682: it's not done yet Gohan611: heh Gohan611: dont tell her i had any hand in this, yet AndyJ682: I won't AndyJ682: I'm making her feel guilty for suspecting me in this Gohan611: LOL AndyJ682: heh you know... if she actually bought what I said about "stacy"... and asking out j... and then she believes that I don't really know much about it and was just delivering a message... you know, she's setting herself up Gohan611: yeeah! she's gullible. take advantage AndyJ682: heh now she's telling me HER version of the stacy thing Gohan611: CP AndyJ682: hold on... Gohan611: k AndyJ682: heh this all suggests that she actually likes j, you know AndyJ682: of course, that's just one interpretation AndyJ682: well, she's not gonna buy any more stuff.. I'll put together the log